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ABC News: N.J. Billboard Calls State 'Horrible' Go get a picture people. Someone please find a picture of this and send it. I want to make a T-Shirt out of it.... PLEASE>>>

ABC News: Rizer Rises Again Who uses the word filched in this day and age? But Rizer makes something rise, that is for sure.

ABC News: Porn Film Gets Churches Talking I'm sorry, but these two dingbats look like they might have some serious crap in their closets... What a bunch of tools.

CNN.com - Rare nickel sells for $4 million - Jun 2, 2005 Funny... Simple calculators cannot even calculate the percent increase of this investment.

CNN.com - Diaz sues paper for $10 million - Jun 3, 2005 Is that how much a kiss costs??